Date: 24th May 2010 at 10:40am
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As the Cesc Fabregas transfer rumour rumbles on, The Mirror claims that we are about to be hit with a hammer blow to end all hammer blows.

If it wasn’t bad enough that Barcelona are trying to steal our club captain and second best player, Cesc Fabregas, for what I would consider to be ‘next to nothing’, the Spanish giants are now considering a move for god himself, Emmanuel Eboue.

Rumour has it that Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger is livid at the public courting of Fabregas and has slapped a minimum value of £70 million for the Gunners skipper. Rumour also has it that Barca can’t in anyway afford that price. So if they can’t afford Cesc, how on earth do they think they can afford Eboue?

Maybe give us their entire squad and stadium?

YOU CAN TAKE OUR CESC BUT YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ……. OUR EBBBOOOUUUUUEEEEEE!!!