Date: 26th August 2009 at 10:06am
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We always knew that Arsene Wenger has a big pair of testicles, but it seems that the ol’ walnut whip has grown another inch or two as the Frenchman puts his foot down over the selection of Theo Walcott for the England squad as the youngster still remains injured.

How many times have we seen Arsenal players missing out on big games only to be called up for international duty the next week ….. and then coming back with injuries?

‘Too many times!’ I hear you cry, well now it appears Wenger has had enough of it too.

“England? No, there is no way.’ Said the big nutted Frenchman

“I can’t see a player who has played one half since May going in to vital games for England. It would not be realistic.There is still an inflammation of his back. The scan was fine; he has no hernia but he has pain. He is out of the Manchester United game.’

“If he doesn’t play against United how can he play for England? His last game was in June. We are now in August. We wait until he has no pain.”