Date: 7th August 2006 at 12:40pm
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In our latest poll we asked which the most hated team in the world was, and the results were resounding. We hate Chelsea.

Whether or not the result has been altered by the Spurs and Liverpool fans who frequent our great site is debatable, but Chelsea have topped the tree, and by a rather large margin.

While Tottenham would have been my own preference, The Blues finished with a massive 63% of the votes. There are thousands of reasons why Chelsea have topped the charts ranging from them having bought the titles, arrogant managers, jealousy towards their team, or the most popular reason I’m guessing would be the arrogance and provocative manner in which the Vital Chelsea boys write their articles.

They seem to intent on winding Tottenham and Liverpool fans up rather than focussing on their own team, which is the most likely reason for them ‘winning this award’.

While the rest of the vital sites only have the occasional dig at our rival teams, you’ll probably find the Vital Chelsea site has articles with titles such as ‘All mouth & no trousers’ ‘Fortress Anfield HA HA HA’ ‘Liverpool 100-1 Outsiders’ & ‘Arsenal Cry Please Sir’ running every other day, it’s no wonder everyone hates them.

They will no doubt come in their droves claiming that that they don’t care, or what does it matter as long as they keep winning the league, but deep down, we all like to be liked.

Just before I go I’d just like to say that one of my favorite reasons to dislike the boys in blues is their insistance to repeatedly used the phrase ‘We at Vital Chelsea Towers’ I mean, how annoying is that?!?!

Poll Results In Full:-

*Real Madrid 3%
*Chelsea 63%
*Tottenham 17%
*Man Utd 15%
*Liverpool 2%


54 Replies to “We Hate Chelsea”

  • Chelsea fans are jus annoying. The way they behave and talk about their team. I’m sorry but when you talk to a Chelsea fan they say their game is attractive. I kinda find it boring because week in week out they do the same thing, playing their bayleaf 4-3-3 formation, knock the ball out to the wings, cut back to lampard etc. I used to hate watching liverpool but now i don’t mind, but Chelsea i dunno i can’t stand their boring football. No wonder Duff left, he had no freedom like he did at Blackburn, and became a basic player at Chelsea because he had to do the same things over and over.

  • I’d just like to point out that as far as I’m concern I don’t hate Chelsea, they are very annoying, yes, but Tottenham & Man Utd are far far in front of Chelsea. Chelsea are just an itch that needs scratching.

  • You give it big about provocative/pretensious writing – and then you come up with this? Just because we have a pop at Liverpool and Spurs all the time? Feeling left out Gooner? Face it – Spurs are going to do you this season, and you’ll be battling the Barcodes for a UEFA cup spot – and you know it.

  • Yes muppet, and you’ll win the league and go out of the Champions League again. Winning the league should be a pre-requisite and minimum requirement for the kind of money the oil baron has spent and you know it. So another disappointing season for both of us eh??

  • Can’t believe it’s not Spurts that are first!!!! I don’t particularly like Chel$ki, but I know that the club is a business more than anything else and when RA gets bored and takes his money somewhere else then the club will probably fold. Spurts on the other hand have THE most arrogant fans in the world. Last season you would’ve thought they’d won everything there is to win in this country what with the way they were berrating us. But we all know what happened in the end hahahaha

  • Mate without being rude, a successful season for me, is how many away games i get to, and whether we do Spurs for six points, win at Old Trafford, and do the whining red mickeys – if we win anything great, but its these things i care most about. Gone for so long winning f***all it just means that I’m prepared, and even expecting failure, and anything we do win is a massive bonus – footie is a bizarre game – expectations end up being shattered dreams, certainly if you are a Chelsea fan anyway. I think thats why we love a wind up – its all we used to have when we were crap! ; )

  • Typical Wind up merchant OLASAL – You initially came and had a little giggle and then thought you’d come back and spice it up a little bit. If you’d read what I’d put you’d see that I was just writing an article based on other peoples opinions, as my favorite club to hate are Spurs.

  • LOL Rocky – you know me well enough now to know that I am a wind-up merchant all day pal. Nice article though. Clever.

  • I have to say OLASAL I’m surprised and even slightly pleased to read that. Clearly one of the old school and remember the 15,000 Stamford Bridge regulars. I’m so used to reading bollox from the new brigade of staunch and avid Chavs that have never been, it is sometimes hard to diferenciate.

  • But surely the fact that you have been without trophies for so long and now your sucsessful means you should be enjoying it while it lasts rather than spending all your time rubbing it in other peoples faces. There’s nothing worse than a poor winner.

  • I have to agree HS, it is obvious that OLASAL is one of the few true Chelsea fans……no matter how obnoxious he is 😛

  • To be fair to me and the rest of the boys at Vital-Chelsea Towers, when have you heard us rub it in people’s face and gloat about winning the Premiership etc? Some Chelsea might have but I would contend they are NOT old school – you wont find us doing it on Vital. Take the pi**, make broad and often suspect socio-economic generalisations, have a laugh, exhibit massive and far-reaching cynicism yeah – but we dont rub it people’s faces unduly not like the Scousers and their 18+5 crap. We know full well we wont be at the top forever and we are enjoying it while it lasts.

  • Yes, credit where it is due Rocky. I took my lad to Chessington last week and must have seen 30 Chav shirts. 10 years ago you wouldn’t have spotted 1, even at the Bridge.

  • I have noticed a lot of bitterness lately with you boys and your scouse counterparts. Did they take you up on your wager?? You know if you lend them a Chelsea shirt to wear it will be swapped for a KFC luncheon voucher and a merc badge before the days out??

  • Funny you mention that HS – that was a big thing when I was a nipper – I had a strict uniform policy at School but our school trips to places like that, where you’d come into contact with loads of other kids from different places – it was a mark of pride to wear your Chelsea shirt – Fellow chelsea boys were so rare that although youd see a few, youd always go up and say something to them – always. I still do it now, but most people look at me like i’m an idiot or something – mid you there are so many more fans now. At least back then you knew that if someone was willing to brave the abuse and probable threats from massed ranks of Man U, Liverpool, Spurs and Arsenal, that they were proper chelsea boys – now they probably arent. Shame really but thats the price of progress I guess.

  • Well I never imagined this when I pressed the “Publish” button, a pleasent and insightful debate!!!! Lol.

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