The Great Ashley Cole Book Scam

Now that Ashley Cole has left the mighty Arsenal forever he is free to publish his book and rake in millions of pounds just from slagging off the club.

The chavtastic left back will ‘reveal the shattering truth’ about how he was ‘fed to the sharks’ by Mr Dein & Co.

Not only is he content with going behind the Arsenal fans and clubs back and showing no remorse when he is caught, but now, Cashley is going to cash in on our misery.

Cole stands to rake in a small fortune from the sale of his book, a book which is nothing more than propaganda, a book I believe should be boycotted, but as with a horrendous traffic accident, you know you shouldn’t look but you can’t help yourself.

So for those of you who know you’re going to read it, here’s a little ploy that was suggested to me a while back, lets see what you think.

We here at Vital Arsenal will purchase 5 copies of Ashley Coles new book, anyone who wants to read it can send to us the full amount for the book, when you have finished reading this work of crap, send the book back and we’ll reimburse you every penny. Then we’ll send it out again to any other crazy person who wants a read.

This is not just limited to we at Vital Arsenal, you can set this up yourselves. I understand that some people want to read what this little scroat has written about us, but the fewer copies of this book purchased the better.

If you buy a book, once you’ve finished with it, get it on eBay, do what ever to ensure Cole does not make one penny more than is vital.

Good luck.