Squirrel For England!!

Pacey Arsenal left back, Squirrel, could be called up for England after a great display at Highbury last night.

Squirrel played 15 minutes of the first half and stole the show, his pace and trickery causing the Yellow Submarine all sorts of problems.

‘Nutkin’ to his mates, will almost certainly feature in Sven’s world cup squad after usual first choice left back, Ashley Cole has been forced out of the first 11.

Arsene Wenger said of Squirrel,

?He was fast and a good dribbler.?

Chants of ‘Squirrel is a Gooner’, ‘Squirrel for England’ and ‘Squirrel, there only one Squirrel’ could be heard ringing round Highbury on it’s final European night.

What can I say, the world’s gone nuts!!