Date: 6th December 2007 at 6:38pm
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Manchester United Gaffer Alex Ferguson could be about to sign for Specsavers, after making a statement that clearly indicates that his glasses aren’t doing their job.

The purple nosed pensioner claims that his Brazilian midfielder Anderson dominated Cesc Fabregas when the teams met last month at Ashburton Grove.

Anderson – a player touted by some as ‘the next Ronaldinho’ during his time at Porto, played more like Joey Barton than his play-making countryman when the two teams met.

He did little going forward, but was lunging into tackles left right and centre and was even lucky to have stayed on the pitch for 90 minutes after some vicious tackles.

But of course Fergie didn’t see that. Speaking of the youngster the United manager said: ‘Anderson’s battle with Cesc Fabregas against Arsenal was interesting because they were two very influential players in the game.

‘The boy Fabregas is going through a golden period at Arsenal, but I thought that Anderson dominated that position.’


All I can say is ‘Oiii, Fergie, NOOO!’