Date: 16th January 2007 at 10:51pm
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Tubby Tubster, Frank ‘Ginsters’ Lampard, has stunned the footballing world by undergoing a medical for Aston Villa.

Lampard eventually turned down the move to Villa after they only offered him 60 peppered steak pasties, 75 sausage rolls & 137 meat & tattie pies per week.

Frank ‘I’ve never seen my winky’ Lampard was quoted as saying, ‘Pass the HP’












Please note, I’m am not the creator of this article (well the words are mine) the idea has been floating round the interweb, and I thought this was too good an opportunity to pass up.

Credit to The Footie.com

 

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