Date: 30th June 2006 at 7:57pm
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Lies Lies Lies.

I thought you all might like to read the latest installment of Real Madrid – The Lying Years.

The latest candidate to claim to have agreed a deal with an Arsenal player is former Spain coach, Jose Antonio Camacho.

In his statement of lies, he reveals how he has agreed a deal with David Dein that will take Jose Antonio Reyes back to Spain.

The liar said,

‘I have spoken to Reyes and he would love to come and join us, our vice-president has met Arsenal’s David Dein and he will receive us on July 3 to close the deal.’

After he finished the conference his nose grew in length by 3 feet and his carpenter dad did his best to convince him he is a real boy.

 

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