Date: 7th July 2014 at 6:59pm
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Good evening sports fans and welcome back to another edition of “talking b*llocks”.

Tonight`s episode will be brought to you by the letters U T T E R C R A and P.

First up we have the possibility that Arsene Wenger is going to lay out £60M on the triple signing of the pair of beauts we talked about last time, Alexis Sanchez & Mathieu Debuchy and, according to the Telegraph rekindling our love for Bayer Leverkusen midfielder Lars Bender .

Whilst the Mirror suggest Joel Campbell could be used as a bargaining chip to capture the previously mentioned Debuchy. Though quite why we`d need to swap an extremely promising player for a right back whose price tag is teetering around what would be considered average in the modern era is beyond me.

A site I`ve never heard of claims Arsene Wenger is preparing to swoop with his sharpened talons to snatch Alvaro Morata & Ilker Casillas from under the noses of Real Madrid. This one hit 8.9 on the bulls**t scale.

The ever reliable Daily Star suggests the Gunners will sign Kostas Manolas from Olymipacos to replace Thomas Vermaelen who must have signed for Man Utd when I wasn`t looking.

Well that`s enough nonsense for one day folks, catch you again later this week for another edition of “Call My Bluff”.







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