Reasons To Be Cheerful

With our turbulent Premiership season coming to an end, the likelyhood of our ‘friendly neighbours’ finishing above us is very real, but it’s not all that bad, it could be worse, you could actually support the self proclaimed ‘big club’.

If Tottenham do finish above us and we do fail to win the Champion’s League, the next 12 months will be full of taunts from those down the road, and they will claim they are now the bigger club.

Well, if you’re still feeling depressed over this weekend’s result, kop a read of this, and when all those Spurs fans try and give you grief, just point them in this direction.

This article will be swamped with the Tiny Totts, shouting and swearing and hurling insults, but once again just point them to the facts. They can not be argued with.

Enjoy.

Reasons to be cheerful:-

We have won the top flight league title 13 times compared to Spurs pathetic 2

We have won the FA Cup two more times than Spurs.

We have gone a full season unbeaten, Spurs haven’t.

We hold the record for going a massive 49 games unbeaten. The only record Spurs have is Diamond Lights by Waddle and Hoddle.

We Have won the league title at White Hart Lane. Spurs will never win the title at Highbury.

We have won the league title at White Hart Lane more times than Spurs.

We have done 3 ‘Doubles’ where Spurs have only done one.

Arsenal hold the record for consecutive clean sheets in the Champion’s League. Spurs have never played in the Champion’s League.

Arsenal hold the record for the quickest goal ever scored in the Champion’s League. Spurs have never played in the Champion’s League.

Arsenal are in this season’s Champion’s League semi final with a very real chance of getting to the final. Spurs have never played in the Champion’s League.

We have a brand new stadium to look forward to for next season. Spurs will still be playing in their dump.

Since the last time Spurs won a major honour (the League cup does not count) Arsenal have won 10, yes that’s 10, trophies.

Spurs actually have their ‘PEACE CUP (KOREA) WINNERS 2005’ on their list of honours.

FC Thun have more Champion’s League experience than Spurs.

We got Dennis Bergkamp.


I hope that makes you feel a little better.






Henry tells everyone how many times Arsenal have won the title at White Hart Lane