Date: 2nd November 2007 at 7:29pm
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With Mr Simmonett laid up in a hospital bed with a broken ankle, it has been left up to yours truly to publish the match pre-view.

This will mostly likely be the easiest article I’ve ever written for Vital Arsenal as I am crapping myself too much to put any effort in, instead using this as a place for members to discuss pre-match issues.

Vital Quotes:

Paul Mustchin of Vital Arsenal:- ‘I’m crapping myself’

Arsenal Team News:

We have loads of good players

Player to watch: Pick a number

All of them

Man Utd Team News:

They have loads of good players

Player to watch: Pick a number

All of them

Match Facts & Stats

This will be the first match this season that I am crapping myself about.

Ref Watch:

Coward Webb – I am especially crapping myself about the ref.

Match Prediction:

Prediction? I predict I will crap myself before kick off.

Next Fixtures:

Who gives a crap?