Date: 15th October 2012 at 1:52pm
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Laurent Koscielny has just been announced the winner of the “Stating the Bloody Obvious Award 2012” after going on record to say that Liverpool striker Luis Suarez is an ‘orrible cheat.

Ask by L’Equipe his least favourite frontman to play against his answer was scathing, and his reasons not because of Suarez`s obvious talent.

Suarez is a documented ‘orrible cheat’ with a list as long as his face of indiscretions, the latest of which came against fellow ‘orrible cheats’, Stoke, after Luis performed an admirable triple pike with half twist in an attempt to win a penalty. Suarez (along with Bale) is the only player to receive two yellow cars for simulation this season.

“Who is the forward I hate to face? Suarez, He is tiresome to defend against. He cheats. He pulls your shirt, giving small blows. You always want to give him a kick but you have to be careful not to be red carded.”

‘For example on September 2 against Liverpool, it was the case with Luis Suarez.

‘He is a player who likes to dive as soon as there is contact. During a challenge we jostled a bit each other and he fell. ‘He started to talk to me in English, to say it was a penalty.’


Koscielny did risk getting a little bit “Stokey” when saying he`d like to kick him, but let`s face it, who wouldn`t like to swing a sized 9 steel-toecap in the little horse-faced cheat’s nadgers?