Who did put us in heaven,
Bergkamp be thy name,
The faithful did come,
To see many skills done,
Over land, and sea, and Devon.
Give us this day,
And forgive us our hamstring strains,
As we forgive those who kick us in the ankle.
Lead us not into the Europa League,
And deliver us from metatarsal injuries
For thine is the treatment room,
The Magic sponge and the freeze spray,
For ever and ever
Let Us Pray …..