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So Tomas Repka had a few words with our very own Cesc Bomb, for the clattering he took from a mere strip of a lad? Poor little lamb. Was this not the same man (nay, oaf) who clattered RvP inside the first two minutes of the game, and who was overheard saying that his Sparta team were going to go out and kick us, as they knew it was the best way to beat us?

Well, fuck you repka – you were shit at Wet Sham, you are shit for Sparta (so much so that you name does not merit a capital letter, in my book…), you are a player of no skill, but big clogging kicks and an unstable mental attitude, judging by the way you play.

So he didnt like getting lumped up in the air by Fab? Well, if you don’t like it back, don’t dish it out in the first place, you grotesque odious fuckwit of the highest order.

I particularly liked seeing Alex Hleb going head to head with this gormless loon, obviously repka and his buddies hadn’t heard that we had already started to stand up to the intimidatory tactics last season, and seeing Hleb get involved in a spot of head-jousting with Tomas Rectum was a joy. More of the same please, chaps.

Cos I want some more nastiness and niggle in this Arsenal side. And the signs are that it is coming out. And i hope it continues to do so. I want Arsenal to say to their opponent, ‘You kick us, we’ll kick you. You won’t belt us out of a game anymore, so it’s your choice buddy – we can do this the right way, or we can get low down and dirty with this, the choice is yours…’.

Cos i bet you, if a team gets all rough-house with us, and we give it back, guaranteed they’ll be bleating about how we kick and foul, and how the ref let us get away with this, should have had a red card, a penalty, it’s the ref’s job to cut this sort of thing out, blah blah blah… all this from a team who, when they have been beaten on their travels away and oop north in the past couple of seasons, have had to endure the metaphorical chuckles of the team who vanquished us (booted us off the park), and the statements along the lines of ‘well, we knew they don’t like it physical, so we went in hard’. Cue loud rounds of applause and ‘hear hear’s’ from the journos, cos as we all know, this soft mob cant take it, and good old british grit and all that bollocks.

Well, foreign they may be, but raised in England football-wise they have been, and they’ve taken the kicks, the elbows in the faces, the punches in the midriffs, and now they’re about to give some of it back.

I want a team of nasty bastards, i want the press to label us Dirty Arsenal again, let’s get back to Wenger’s Red Card shame, and all that shit, and give them a reason to moan about us. I always loved it when we were hated anyhows. Us against them, and we shall barricade ourselves in, and fuck the outside world.

I’m with LD on this, I’m thinking Gallas will make a good captain, it should encourage the players to stop pussyfooting about, and I should very much imagine that Gallas, if he doesnt like the way something is going, will whinge and moan about it, an kick up a stink. Well, amen to that. Rather that than a captain who is more concerned with shaking hands with the opposition and shrugging his shoulders and trying to placate the opposition. Sod that, i want my club captain to protect and stand up for his team, and get in the face of the opposition. I still feel sorry for Gilberto though.

But back to this weekend, and it’s Blackburn Rovers. And our dear friend Lily Savage. I like Rovers as a team, but that man is a total and utter scummer – the only way he could be more hideous was if he played for the spuds. What’s the betting if he feels the breeze of an Arsenal player going past him he’ll go down holding his face. Then when the ref;s not looking, lunge in studs up from the back? He did it last year, the filthy nasty useless c**t. So let’s give him something to whine about -if he starts any of that stuff, get in his face and around his ankles – what happened to Repka, let’s see it happen to Savage too.

Send the message out loud and clear – you cannot bully us anymore. Then we can put this shit to bed and get back to football. Which is what we’re best at, which is why everyone kicked us in the first place.

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