Date: 19th July 2010 at 1:30pm
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Could it finally be dawning on the morons over at Camp Nou that Arsene Wenger will not be bullied into selling Cesc Fabregas, cut-price or otherwise?

The past few days have seen both horse faced midfielder, Sergio Busquets, and newly appointed village idiot Sandra Rossell admit that it may prove more difficult than first thought to get Arsenal to sell their best player and captain, Cesc Fabregas.

Sandra said “They don’t want to listen to offers and they are not putting the player on the market. One thing that is certain is that we will not go mad trying to sign him.”

Now the Barca manager (who seems to have been the only member of the Barca staff to have kept schtum during the last 12 months) has also conceded that it’s unlikely we’ll be willing to budge on our current Fabregas stance.

Pep Guardiola said “I think signing Cesc will cost a lot. We want him to come but if Arsenal don’t want to negotiate, he won’t come.”

So it seems as though they’re finally getting the message. Of course we’re still going to have to listen to endless drivel from Xavi, who is far too interested in DNA to understand anything else on planet earth, and Puyol, whose 6 feet of solid perm prevents any information getting in or out of his Brian May-like head.

However with both players into their 30s and the average male life expectancy in Spain currently standing at 76 years, we only have to wait another 40 years or so before they both die. Hurrah!