Date: 26th July 2012 at 12:31pm
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Arsenal`s cigar chomping supremo Peter Hill Wood has articulated his bafflement at wantaway striker Robin van Persie`s motives. Presumably whilst sipping on a tot of brandy, the Etonian Gunners chairman told his favourite publication The Daily Star, “‘He is a world class player and we do not want to give him away,’ said Hill-Wood.


‘If he is determined to leave then that is up to him, but giving him away is not on our agenda.


‘To be honest I do not understand him at all. I understood Cesc Fabregas wanting to go home to Barcelona last summer. I had sympathy with that.


‘But I thought Robin was happy at Arsenal. Especially after the season that he had with us.’


I`m guessing it might have something to do with quite fancying winning a big trophy and earning shedloads of sweet, sexy cash.