Date: 11th March 2010 at 4:40pm
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It’s OK people, we can carry on only going to see Eboue, he’s not going to Roma.

Not that we Gooners believe anything the media says, but rumour had it that Italian team Roma were after the god-like Eboue, presumably to cure disease, eradicate poverty and to bring yet further divinity to the Rome area.

Sadly for the good people of Rome, and happily for us, Eboue’s agent says that not only is he not going anywhere, but Roma haven’t even made contact about the player.

‘It isn’t true that Emmanuel is close to Roma, he is happy in England, he has a nice role. I don’t understand why this news has spread in Italy.’ said Franjo Vranjkovic

‘Roma has had no contact with me or with our staff. I can say with confidence that the player is very happy in England and it is unlikely he will move.’