Date: 24th May 2006 at 7:23pm
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What a 12 months for poor old Paddy. It starts with (he’ll have you believe) him being practically pushed through the doors of the marble halls, then he claims he has gone to Juventus because he believes he has more chance of winning the Champions League with them and is then duely dumped out of the competition by his old club, his new club are susspected of match irregularities and face relegation, and now, to top it all off, his home has been raided by a gang of thieves.

Poor Patrick.

The attack was conducted after toxic gases were pumped into Vieira’s home via an air conditioning system which left him, his wife and daughter unconcious while they made off with jewellery and his 4×4 Mercedes.

Thankfully no-one was hurt in the attack, and it was announced earlier this evening that five people have been detained on susspicion of robbery.

Where did it all go wrong for the man who was (and still is) worshipped by the Highbury faithfull.

Vital Arsenal would like to wish Patrick and his family all the best.