Fabregas Searched At Customs

Arsenal midfield sensation, Francesc Fabregas, planned to jet home last night, after being the star of the show against Juventus at Highbury, but was stopped by customs officials.

The 18 year old was suspected of trying to smuggle 100kg of ‘dope’ out of the country.

However, after a quick body search it was revealed that Fabregas had simply forgotten to take Patrick Vieira out of his pocket.