Date: 2nd November 2006 at 1:31pm
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Well, sometimes you get games like this don’t you? It is true that Arsenal have been guilty of some profligate finishing at times, but last night was a game that fits snugly into the ”one of those games’ file. CSKA, a side yet to concede in this season’s competition, were torn limb from limb with an exhibition of total football. The problem was, for all our penetration, ultimately, there was no….ejaculation?

Yet this morning, with the frustration eased by numerous cups of tea, I strangely had a warm glow that usually follows Arsenal victories. If Arsenal play like they did last night in every game this season, we will win the Premiership, The Champios League, the F.A Cup, the Southern Junior Floodlit Cup, that trophy with the three ears and we’d probably have a shot at resolving the conflict in the Middle East. Honestly, there is only so many times you can miss the goal by all of half an inch before you begin to curse the skies. Two weeks ago, with Arsenal cruising 3-0 at Reading, Arsenal won a penalty that Henry converted via the post. I remember turning to my friend and remarking, ‘I’d rather have that the next time it’s 0-0 with five minutes to go.’ Of course, lady luck was sitting away to my left and was heard to remark, ‘I’ll get you yet you googly eyed little b*****d.’

The Gunners began the game rampantly, as Moskva had no answer to our lightning passing and gazelle like movement. Only the overly pedantic referee could halt our flowing rhythm, booking Henry in the opening minutes. Anyone whose seen the game on television might like to tell me what Thierry was booked for, because I can’t work it out. (Dare I suggest the lunatic in green wanted to make a name for himself?) The first chance soon arrived, van Persie- looking increasingly comfortable out wide- hit an exerset with his left foot which whistled narrowly over. Arsenal, unpreturbed by lady luck flashing her wrinkly old posterior at our liquid football, serged on relentlessly. Henry found another late run from Fabregas and young Cesc rounded the keeper, only to inexplicably put the ball into the side netting. The horrible irony is, had Cesc gone down under obvious contact from the goalie, Arsenal would have won a penalty and the keeper would have received his marching orders. That said, I’m glad he didn’t, even if it has cost us points.

Next up was a rare sight indeed. Rosicky or RVP, I forget who, played a fine slide rule pass to Henry who toe ended wide with the goal gaping. I suspect he was expecting an onrushing keeper and consequently rushed the finish. Minutes later, Arsenal were in down the right again, and a low cross from Hleb saw Henry side foot narrowly wide. If you put Thierry in front of goal a hundred times, he’d score 98- that tells you what sort of a night it was. The most amazing miss of all was yet to come from the livewire Rosicky. Henry skipped past Semberas with embarassing ease and slid the ball across goal, leaving the Czech with a gaping net, but lady luck tightened her chastity belt as he placed the ball straight into the arms of the grateful goalie. Anyone who has played football can sympathise with Rosicky’s predicament. I think we’ve all had a situation where a ball comes at you quickly, and you turn your foot to caress it goalwards, only for the poxy thing to come of your heel.

Arsenal were not nearly as impressive in the second half, deflated by the footballing gods. But we still created chances to win the game. Gilberto summoned up all the sinews in his neck to power a Hoyte cross goalwards with his head, but Akinfeev was at full stretch to make a stunning stop. What followed was the culmination of all our efforts, summed up neatly in one moment. Hoyte once more chucked in a precise cross, which van Persie met brilliantly with a thundering header, Akinfeev did his best gargoyle impression and was relieved to see the ball whistle narrowly past the post. By now, lady luck was rolling about the floor, kicking her legs in the air, squealing with delight. The moment encapsulated the game, there was simply nothing more Hoyte or van Persie could have done. The law of the sod very nearly flashed its crooked yellow teeth in injury time, when, irony of ironies, Gilberto very nearly put through his own net in clearing a corner. It was a night where we could not hit the target, not even on our own goal!

All eleven of our players did their job and did so admirably. We’ve come in for a bit of flak after the Everton match but the response was terrific and I love the way we continue to play this pyrotechnic football unabated, despite the naysayers espousing their ‘got to mix it up’ rubbish. The fact is we really are on the cusp of something special. The way this team is playing is unbelievable. People forget that Arsenal is still a side in its infancy, Diaby, Rosicky, Baptista, Gallas, Hleb, Denilson, Song, Adebayor, Eboue and Walcott have all arrived in the last eighteen months. Djourou, Clichy, Fabregas and Senderos are still very young men. We are still a side that is developing a telepathy and the signs are unflounderingly positive. I think it is testament to how well we play that people do not accredit this. I am not a gloater typically, but I will not hesitate with the I told you so’s when this team really comes together.

This brings me on to the support. Unfortunately, I did hear a significant number booing at the final whistle. Everybody is entitled to their opinion, but these people just know nothing and should be muzzled. This performance was easily the equal of the 4-0 mauling of Reading and infinitely better than the 3-0 annihilations of Watford and the Blades. This is particularly disappointing as Henry mentioned people getting on the sides back and leaving early in his programme notes. Now I know I gave Henry a mouthful on sunday, but I absolutely 100% agree with him. I am aware how much of a nightmare leaving the stadium is, but please, factor this in when you buy tickets, and if you feel you really cannot watch the whole game- don’t go. I use the public transport system after the match and I can stay till the end. If you’ve got kids with school the next day, don’t take them if it is that much of a concern. I have to get up early for work as well and I am not a North Londoner, if you really feel being at home is that important, do not buy a ticket. As for getting on the sides back, everybody gets frustrated, but you have to understand that this is a young side and the players do not wantonly give the ball away. Most of my friends are Millwall season ticket holders, go and watch them and then praise your lucky stars at what is offered you on a plate week after week. I gave Hnery a tirade of criticism on sunday, and I stand by it, but firstly, I do not bring this into the stadium. These points I raise here, on forums or in the pub before a game. I would never get on an Arsenal player’s back during a match because it is counter productive. I am one of the mouthiest football attendees you’ll ever sit near, but I can translate my need to shout and scream into encouraging the players (and baiting the referee!) I would also like to mention that TH castigated his own performance v Everton in his programme notes, and effectively apologised. This was a brave and laudable thing to do. ‘I was too passive, I did not try to make things happen, I just waited for them to happen.’ Far from criticising TH for his plea to the fans, I encourage it completely and not just because I agree with the points he raised. I like to think that the relationship between supporters and captain should be strong enough that we can engage in an open dialogue. I hate nothing more than the Michael Owen’s of this world indulging bland pleasantries. So please, get behind this team, to quote Al Pacino in ‘Scent of A Woman’ ‘don’t crush this potential, nurture it, it’ll make you proud one day.’


36 Replies to “Bonfire of the Sanity”

  • sometimes i get dissillusioned with RVP, i didn’t notice him for the first 20 mins, and henry also seems to be carrying an injury as his running doesn’t look like his normal Top Gun style with the afterburners on as he goes flying past. For me the player who i would pay double the money to see every week is Rosicky. he is without doubt a 90 min player, he has immediately replaced Pires and gives us far better attcking options than pires, the boy is amazing and what a steal Wenger has acheieved ! don’t worry boys, someone gonna get spanked big time in the next few weeks, and oh look who is coming up, spuds and chelski !

  • BTW Rocky, well predicted on the accompanying rant with my report. However, I’ve just seen the tilte of the Gilberto article and either, great minds think alike, or lady luck is a promiscuous little so and so!

  • Agreed on Rosicky, I never thought the absence of Pires would be so seemless. Tomas the Tamk has an incredible engine. (Although I prefer to call him Tommy Gunn).

  • Rosicky was sensational. Back-forth-back-forth, never tired, quick, zippy, authoritative,he plays in a way that makes the opposition s**t themselves when he applies the verve. This team is going to go places, we just have to believe it. The players have to believe it. One person has always believed it, and thats Monsier “the Frog” Wenger. Viva.

  • yeh but just think of it, some of the chances rosicky, fabregas and van persie missed, Pires would have put them back of the net more times than all of these, and whatever you say a bout super bob, he was just super cool in front of the goal, and the most free scoring midfielder to ever play in this country, Rosicky for all his industry and passing is not as good a finisher as Pires is, and he would always get into double figures for the season, and i really doubt any of our midfielders getting into double figures for the season, and that will only put more pressure on Henry and Van Persie..

  • Fair point, but I think Rosicky’s overall contribution is, at the moment, superior to Bobby since he injured his knee. I think as the team grows together you’ll see a bigger spread in the goals, we’ve had something like twelve different players on the scoresheet this year. Plus, in a year or two Walcott can be prolific for us.

  • Lets hope that happens and that we start scoring early in the match, cuz our team in 02 and 04 would always score early and that would always work to our advantage. and yesterday as i was watching the team in the 2nd half, we had a few chances but not as clear cut as the first half, and that is obvious cuz moscow would have re grouped at halftime and our players would have been affected upto a certain extent for the chances they missed in the first half. and for the first time this season, i got this thought, that Wenger should have maybe kept Bergkamp on just for one more season, agreed he wouldnt play a lot, and come on as a sub in more matches than those he would start, but still yesterday in the second half, when Moscow were defending better and tighter than what they did in the first half, we just needed one killer pass from Dennis to find Thierry, i know we have to move on, and Dennis couldn’t stay on forever, but just presence on the pitch and his ability to turn the match with one moment of magic, he hadn’t lost that and he never will, just think only he could change the game last night with his presence..

  • omg, tommy gunn, and a rocky, next we should geta stallone.. lucky, you have to bear in mind they are all young and still largely inexperienced on the european stage, and before you go on about the final we got to last year, that was without rosicky. They are young in as they have to learn to play together and know each other more, the way they played together last night looked liked they had been playing years together, the trio of Rosicky, Cesc and Hleb was amazing to watch. but the young minds fail in that, when they have the chance of scoring they already think they have scored in their young minds and lose concentration, and then miss ! a pires player would make sure he sees it bustle the back of the net before he starts the celebrate. but this will come naturally to these talented kids and it will come quickly. for me i would be having a shooting and finishing practise session together, make them score and score and score so it just becomes second nature, i think the last pass is critical in our game and the finishing is whats needed more than anything, we crack that bit and bloody hell, chelski and Man U will poop their pampers big time !

  • yeh i totally agree with you puregold, these kids will only get better and better, and that is going to be a scary site for every team in the world, but i so want us to win the champions league this year, i so want it badly, im sure all of us do, rub it to manure and chelski..

  • You just have to think of how much we’ve improved since this time last year, then think of how much better we will be this time next year.

  • Just out of curiousity, was Rosicky signed as an out and out replacement for Pires? He was never prolific at Dortmund, though he has scored more at international level. I think that not only was the goalscoring prowess of Pires been missed but also Reyes who knocked in a few. Hleb seems to be playing more but both are more creators than convertors if you consider their career records so it does seem that some reliable scorers from midfield are being missed more than was anticipated. When Baptista becomes available will it be possible to play Hleb and Rosicky in the same midfield?

  • Wenger says that he moved for Rosicky the second it was confirmed Pires was going. Given how early in the summer the deal was sealed, I’d say Wenger was well aware of the situation and had it all lined up. We are more a side of creators yes, but only one person can play a through ball at any one time, Hleb, Rosicky and van Persie and Cesc have all provided and benefitted from great through balls this season. The side has less fixity about it nowadays, without Vieira, the focal point of our side is more spread out.

  • rosicky will score more, was henry prolific at Juve ? Kanu, Bergkamp ? how goals did freddie and pires score before they came to arsenal ? i think wenger will weave the magic and Rosicky energy will get him into the right postions many many times. i agree hleb seems more of the providor but talk is he is working on his finishing and shooting and that will balance his game.

  • True, those are chances that Pires and Freddie would have normally devoured, but there were also matches in the past two seasons where with the triumvirate of Pires, Freddie, and Bergy instead of Hleb, Rosicky, and Cesc that we made the GK look the best in the world for the day. Henry’s also been uncharacteristically inconsistent with his finishing. When he’s on the pitch, as goes Henry, so goes the team.

  • did u see that hilarioue altercation btw toure N lehman. thats one hyped up german fa real.i forsee a 2 nil over hamburger and 2-1 win over porto.

  • luckys_10, get a grip! Rosicky has only played for Arsenal in 15 matches, Pires in more than a hundred! He’s only just joined! And youre trying to compare him to Pires already? Pires was met with a few ifs and buts when he first started playing. Rosicky is there as a specific cog in the machine. He’s doing his job brilliantly.

    If, say, for arguments sake, it had been Kolo Toure who had missed that chance…would you be slating him as a terrible player who really isnt the next Sol Campbell (shudder) as we all wanted him to be? No. You wouldnt. Kolo has a specific job, as does Rosicky. Fact of the matter is the whole team couldnt finish, ‘it was one of those nights’, leave it. Its done, over, we’ll play better the next game (if thats even possible).

  • and i wasnt comparing rosicky and pires, i was only saying that the chances that felt to rosicky, fabregas and even van persie, pires would have burried them easily, i was only saying that pires is the best goal scoring midfielder ever to play in this country and that our midfielders could struggle to hit double figures this season, but i have nothing against rosicky, he has already become such a big fav of mine and of every1, i was just talking about that one aspect of the game in which pires is better than most players, but nothing against our boys, they are doing a great job and they will only get better..

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