Date: 9th August 2010 at 11:54am
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We all knew that it wouldn’t be long before those gobby twats over at Camp Nou started talking about Cesc again, but little did we know they would be so bitchy about it.

It was always going to be either Xavi or Puyol who spoke up, because let’s face it, they never know when to shut the f**k up. Of course it turned out to be Xavi ‘DNA’ Hernandez who spoke first.

Obviously feeling a tad hurt by being made to look like the bell-end that he is after all of his posturing and claiming that we couldn’t keep Cesc from going ‘home’, the arrogant little brat says the Arsenal captain could join Barca in Janurary when we’re ‘out of the title race’.

‘We’ve given up on the idea of him arriving now, but maybe he’ll come in January when Arsenal are out of the Premier League title race, their team are just not competitive.’ says Chavi.

‘Arsenal are wrong to have forced him to remain there, they can’t just hold him against his will,’

Many Gooners will feel a certain amount of anger after reading his comments, but don’t, just laugh at how pathetic and bitter he sounds after the mighty Gunners stood up to him and his bunch of cretinous friends.

Anyone else rooting for Real Madrid in this season’s 2 horse La Liga race?