Baptista Punishes Arsenal ‘Fans’

Today all the early leavers got their just desserts as Manu Eboue & Julio ‘The Beast’ Baptista scored late goals to see Arsenal through to victory.

Throughout the season the debate has raged over the so called fans who leave the home games an astonishing 15 minutes before fulltime.

Indeed on Saturday a fellow Gooner in the south stand passed me with 16 whole minutes still left to play, well tonight the players got their own back.

With the game on tenterhooks, our Champions League campaign hung finely in the balance as the minutes ebbed away. As usual the fans started to leave their seats and leave the stadium to ensure they got home in time for Corrie. However instead of petering out into the usual 1-1 draw the Gunners staged a late fight back, and before the early leavers would have even reached the Arsenal tube station, Eboue & Baptista had both netted to give Arsenal a great 3-1 victory.

Hopefully this may pursuade a few of these so called Gooners to remain in their seats until the action is over, because next up is Spurs, and lets face it, who would want to miss wiping the smarmie smiles off their silly midtable faces.

Nice one boys.