Ashley Cole Set To Leave?

With the Real Madrid presidential elections just around the corner, the whole world has gone rumour mad.

The craziest of which is one of the candidates claiming he has agreed a deal with Wenger. Complete rubish.

However, with the emergance of Man Utd’s Cristiano ‘Whoops I fell over’ Ronaldo revealing his ‘dream’ of joining Real Madrid, Real Madrid presidential candidate Lorenzo Sanz say he will unleash four contracts on Thursday.

Two from Inter Milan, one Portuguese (Ronaldo) and one English man.

After racking my brains the only English player I could possibly see hopping on a plane to the Bernabeau would be Cole, that is assuming of course that this geezer isn’t lying out of his arse.

‘With [Inter president] Massimo Moratti, I have reached an agreement for an exchange of players between Real Madrid and Inter,’ revealed Sanz.

‘On Thursday we will present the four contracts with the clubs and players to demonstrate that we have made signings, not like the others.

‘Those four players are, not to give many clues, two from Inter, another one is Portuguese and the fourth is English.’

Maybe my theory of a Cole/Baptista swap may come to pass after all.