Date: 5th May 2012 at 9:06am
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After last week`s debacle where I told a bare-faced lie about not being around to post the team news thread on Vital Arsenal only to do exactly that 30 minutes later, I`ve taken strict measures to ensure a similar cock-up doesn`t happen this week.

To avoid a repeat, the plan is to head out to the pub at 9:30am today, thus ensuring I`ll be not only geographically placed to avoid disaster, but also mentally enhanced in such a way that I probably won`t even be able to see straight by the time the first kick of the ball takes place.

Needless to say our final home game of the season is a biggy. When looking at the fixtures when they were released last June, few would have conceived that Norwich at home could have such a monumental say on our season, indeed I never in my most vicious of dreams thought I`d be sh*tting such a hefty brick at the mere mention of this game.

It`s huge, it`s mahoosive, we need 3 points.

C`mon you Gunners!