Date: 14th January 2007 at 6:50pm
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Despite having played on Saturday’s, Sunday’s are by tradition, quiet news days, and considering our mammoth win at Ewood yesterday today has been as bad as any.

So imagine my delight then upon the final at White Hart Lane with Sp*rs having been 2-1 up, the Lilywhites snatched defeat from the jaws of victory.

Before all the Vital Spuds get here with their ‘You must fear us because you’re always writing articles about us’, I say NO.

Spurs are our local rivals, and as a Gooner it is my right, nay, my duty to take the piss out of Spurs at every opportunity.

And today is just one of those days.

I didn’t watch the first half because despite being a fan of football in general, I find it difficult to stomach watching a Spurs game unless it’s versus Arsenal, so decided to watch ‘The Phantom Menace’ instead.

Shortly after Ewan McGregor had dispatched the evil sith I decided I may as well have a butchers at the game seen as the second half was about to start.

Andy Gray reliably informed me that the score was 1-1 and the Pascal Chimbonda should not be on the pitch for raising his hands to Nicky Butt in retaliation (More inconsistencies in refereeing standards).

Not long into the second half Nobby Solano made a fantastic block on the line only for Berbatov to scuff his shot into the ground and past Shay Given.

The annoying sound of ‘We are Tottenham, super Tottenham’ could be heard, just, and this was my cue to switch of the telly once again.

My wife decided it was time to talk about decorating or some other such subject and after ten minutes I thought even watching Spurs was a better choice.

The tv was switched back on.

One thing that caught my eye about the game was the work rate of Obafemi Martins, the geezer ran himself into the ground, and as he ran away from goal I thought he would be denied a goal he so richly deserved.

How wrong was I?

Martins, from a ridiculous angle and 20 yards away from goal, smashed an unreal drive past a dismayed Paul Robinson and into the roof of the net. (You’d have saved that if you’d lost a few pounds Robbo).

Laughter ensued for my wife and I.

Seconds later laughter changed to exctasy and an OAP strolled through the Sp*rs defence and made it 3-2.

My sides were split.

Unbelievable missies from Robbie Keane & Ditmar Berbatov put the icing on a rather sweet cake.

Now when I give you the statistic I’m about to give you, bear in mind Gooners, this is the same team who’s fans have baited and taunted us for the past 18 months how Tottenham are a team on the rise whilst the mighty Gunners are in decline.

Ok, back to that stat I promised you.

Today, Tottenham suffered their 9th loss of the season, that total is the exact same amount as they lost in the WHOLE of last season.

So if you Sp*rs fans are to be believed that Arsenal are a team in decline after their lowest finish in the Premier League since Mr. Wenger’s arrivel, then following your logic, Spurs rise last season was incredibly short lived and now you a team in decline.

Enjoy the rest of your weekend Gooners.

 

128 Replies to “‘2-1 And Spurs Fluffed It Up’”

  • What a shambles! My stomach is aching with laughter (or it could be the pasta I had last night?!) That Fat Liar hasnt got a clue, I hope they keep him as manager for a very long time! We better stop our decline quickly the mighty sp*rs are coming with excellence like Davenport and pyo lee! Barbie-tov cant be arsed half the time, Taino is just awful Robinson is at least 2 stone over weight they should smear icing on the ball he would get to a few more shots then! Oh what a good weekend!

  • I thought the OAP was at Goodison (Sly Stallone) but your right he was gliding through the Sp*rs defence!

  • lol great article. oap strolled through the defence hahaha! great line! they really are pathetic. Totally useless. I cant wait for the cup and the end of the season to thrash them (again) at three point lane. And their wonder boy lennon, what a goof. he has about as much end product as MG rover.

  • hehe if were scum and your ten point below with a negative goal difference, and about to be knocked out of a cup by us. Oh and got THRASHED 3-0 by us a couple of months ago. Oh and 71 – 2004! hahahaha how did that feel for you when you saw us win the league at your own ground! your the scum, pathetic scum

  • blimey the great one, what does that make spurs then ? i watched the game, spuds first goal was offside anyway, and chimbonda was lucky not to have been shown a red card, he lashed out, exactly what gilberto was shown red for yesterday. spurs bottled it second half as usual and if this second half display is anything to reflect their second half of the season 10 pts behind arsenal i would be worried … might be a late contender for last gasp drop into the championship at this rate, who else ya got this month, everton – lose, fulham – lose, man united – lose… wow you could end up with zero points this month MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • The great one? Is that an ironic name? Like your pal mr.commonsenCe (sic). If the best you can do is xenophobia followed by a splash of homophobia, you must live a really tragic life. Dickhead.

  • lol like robbo who your all abusing. the fat oaf is useless. but so long as hes english you go ahead. walcott is ten times what all your english have added together. lennon is useless, huddleston is a fat oaf. none of your players, not a single one would even make our bench.

  • Hilarious.. you can always trust the scum to give us something to laugh at..if the Geordies can beat them with kids in the side just think about what we’re gonna do in a couple of weeks…can’t wait

  • thats why our youth team thrashed liverpool. who have recently beat you. and now the kids are gonna thrash you same as the first team did!

  • haaaaaaaaaaaaaa The great one you been smoking some funny stuff tonight, i know to lose at home like that is hard to take, but drugs is bad for you..

  • Robbo is the best! definately better than Lehmann! have a bit of respect for England’s number 1 oh hang on you prefer France.********s!

  • And just a bit funnier thaan the chavs not winning the title despite spend the entire wealth of a small country!

  • It’s amazing how the likes of Coys and his sad bunch of deluded “Tottenham revival”pricks have slipped back into their slimey shells after writing such informative pieces last year about their supposed inner knowledge of our club collapsing under financial strain with Henry leaving and a “shift in power”etc etc and the amount of them that coined the phrase “you’ll never fill it”,when referring to our new stadium were there for all to see and laugh at….you would think they would learn but as we are dealing with *****ers who beat up grandads and school kids for having the front to wear an Arsenal shirt down Broadwater Farm way I guess we shouldn’t be surprised.Most of them will think that beating us in “The Reserves” Carling Cup will make up for the years of torment which just about sums up their ambitions.Pricks.

  • robbo let in 3 today lehman conceded 0… errrr and if he was so good, why are people calling for david james to come back and why are spuds losing all these games suddenly >? yeah he is real world class isn’t he …:P

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